Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Lucia at school, part one




So there's this passage in the novel Sight Hound, by Pam Houston, where the man whom the main character marries is describing their first date. He's an actor, and he's a little crazy, and she's a playwright, and she's a little needy, and they turn out to be perfect for each other. He says "I guess you won't be surprised when I tell you that ours was not the run-of-the-mill first date. There was the reading of poetry, for instance, on her part, and there was my performance of Freakus Discus, the one-man show I wrote about the second coming of the God of Disco, and I did it up for her at her apartment as if it were a stage performance, the platform shoes, the 'fro and fake chest hair, the mirror ball I keep in my car for just such an occasion; she got the works."

I felt a little like this guy when I started packing up my stuff to do a cute Santa Lucia presentation at Peter's preschool. It involved two different battery-operated props (one wand, one crown), a gown with sash, a huge pointed hat, a book to read and more to show pictures from, a CD, gingersnaps, coloring sheets, a tray, napkins hand-stamped with a cute image of Lucia handing out baked goods... you get the picture. But it went well, the music was good, the costumes were well-received, the ginger snaps not so much, and they all wanted to take their napkins home to their mamas.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

We trim the tree...



We found a Santa Lucia tree-topper this year, and my ongoing obsession with binder clips served useful once again: a good-sized one was perfect for anchoring her firmly to the tree. The kids decorated a smaller tree, and we carefully divided ornaments into "fragile" for the top of the tree and "not fragile" for the bottom. I'm sorely tempted to send the flying pig to my friend Renata, who has a garden ornament flying pig, so that must mean she loves all flying pigs of any kind and wants a flying pig collection, right? The girl with the toys is from my parents' 1978 trip to Chicago - they bought it at Marshall Fields' for me. We got the little Lucia ornament at the MSI last year; they have a cool exhibit of trees from around the world and a little shadowbox display that discusses the Lucia tradition. It was fun for Grace to see - maybe we'll try to go again this year during the kids' school break. I have good MSI memories.


Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dramatic cookie update...

My students like the cookies and Lucia bread I brought to class! Imagine, college students eating free food! One direct quote: "The cookies were *amazing.*"

Snowshoeing part two...




Peter decided this morning that he wanted to snowshoe again. So we skipped the snack and mom's snowpants, and started in our own yard, and had a great time. We trekked through the backyards of our neighbors, sighted bunny tracks in the snow, and generally had a much better although colder time than we did yesterday.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Lucia cookies!


Ok, so these weren't a smashing, outrageous success, but they taste great. I dipped the cookie stamp in cinnamon to make the image of Lucia stand out a little more clearly. So the center figure there is Lucia, with a crown of lights, and then there are two candles, on on either side of her. The cookies are fairly small, and although there are a bajillion of them, I got anxious that there wouldn't be enough for my class so I'm baking rolls too.

We snowshoe!


Snow is lovely. Snowshoeing is a great pleasure here in the suburban Midwest where there's no downhill skiing and few places to cross-country ski (plus, no ski gear.) So we snowshoe!
Today, that involved the following:
1. Find snowboarding pants purchased from junior's section at Target. Put them on. Reflect that even XL juniors do not have post-childbirthing hips.
2. Look for snowshoes in garage. Find none. Think to self, "Hmm, maybe they're in the attic." Look for flashlight in the place where it generally lives. Do not find it. Find other, weaker flashlight. Forge in attic. Find only spouse's snowshoes, and figure they'll work in a pinch. Haul them down from attic while fielding questions about something son is holding that you actually can't see: "Mama? What IS dis? Dis! Dis dat I'm holding!"
3. Pursuade kid that he needs to wear snowpants. Wrangle him into them.
4. Consider downloading photo uploading software onto laptop to work around current softwear FUBAR on desktop computer which precludes downloading from digital camera and thus renders blog less interesting visually. Reject this as not central to the project at hand. Take cellphone instead to document this, the first snowshoeing of the season.
5. Find kid's snowshoes. Debate saving them for Christmas and letting him use big sister's snowshoes; reflect that bigger kid snowshoes have spiky spikes on them. Open kid's spike-lacking snowshoes. Soothe tantrum that results from opening Christmas presents early. [WTH? Whose kid *is* this? Must revisit nature/nurture debate at later point.]
6. Get kid in boots. Get self in boots. Locate mittens. Drag kid, self, two pairs of snowshoes, and snack kid insists on bringing with, plus cellphone, outside. Snack is a small apple and a granola bar. Put snack in coat pocket over kid's protests.
7. Walk across the street to open space near church where showshoing should be fun.
8. Strap kid into snowshoes. Strap self into spouse's snowshoes. Reflect that spouse has some bitching snowshoes. Snap cell phone photo while kid is still happy, a 30-second window.
9. Enjoy 29 more seconds of pleasurable snowshoeing.
10. Pick up wailing, unhappy kid and carry him for about 30 more seconds, marvelling over the fun of snowshoeing and the pure joy of being outdoors in the first snow of the season.
11. Take snowshoes off self and kid. Walk back across street. Go inside, give kid snack, forward pictures to self, blog contentedly.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Midwinter baking, a bit early.

So our holiday baking is slowly getting started... last night Grace and I made chocolate chip cookies, which admittedly are not especially "holiday" but it was a warm-up for making Sankta Lucia cookies for her first grade class and my college students. The first grade version will include a whole Sankta Lucia presentation by yours truly - a story, a demonstration of Grace's costume complete with lighted crown, music, and the distribution of cute non-traditional cookies embellished with a Sankta Lucia cookie stamp. (There's also going to be a preschool presentation, but without any homebaked goods, in accordance with Strict Preschool Rules.)

The college version will not involve the story, music, costume, or enthusiasm on the part of the students, but I'm having a shortened class this week, and promised them cookies as an inducement to show up at all. (My rationale: it's finals week, so why bother assigning reading? and if I'm not assigning reading, why not make it a review session before the final? and if it's a review session, surely it can't take the ordinary 2.5 hours. If I make it sound too unnecessary, no one will come; hence the cookies. They looked a little afraid when I said I was going to bake, which digressed into one of my really bad chalkboard drawings of a pastry I wasn't bringing, which is designed to resemble human eyes, so that the Italian version of Lucia is properly honored - she's the one who carries her eyes around on a plate.)

Peter is getting in on the baking action by demanding "pastreats" for breakfast. Waffles were roundly rejected, and since my spur of the moment weekday pastreat repertoire is somewhat limited, we settled on scones. It was nice: he has a lot of thoughts on blueberries, and sugar, and flour, and measuring cups, and eggs, and milk... and so on. He's now bellowing every thirty seconds, "Mom! The scones are ready! Mom!" although in fact they have a few minutes left to go. I have to say, for three, he does a very nice imitiation of the oven timer.